A Thanksgiving Resolution Good Year Round

Emperor Misha provides us a Turkey Day resolution we should all be able to keep year round. For the jihadists and their enablers, this one's for you.

"We give thanks for every single lice-infested hadji sent off to Hell by our troops, making a solemn vow among ourselves to not rest, not waver, not falter until the last parasite of the Religion of Murdering Innocents is dead, dead, dead. To those of the Muslim faith willing to join us in the crusade against murder and oppression, we extend our hands in friendship and brotherhood, pledging our sacred honor to our common cause. To those unwilling to seat themselves among us at the table of justice, we promise our eternal determination to exterminate every single last one of you, offering no quarter or mercy, and expecting none in return.

You will either learn to respect the freedom of all of mankind to worship and live as they please as long as it does not interfere with the rights of others to do the same, or we will bury you and piss on your graves. There will be no negotiations, no compromise, no 'respect' for that which must never be respected by freedom-loving peoples.

You will join us or die. No exceptions.

To this we pledge ourselves, to this noble goal of not tolerating the existence of those who would trample the rights of others, to this we pledge our lives. There will be no status quo, no understanding, no peace until every last one of you is worm food. You, the enemies of peace and of mankind, aren't human. You are not worthy of the consideration offered unto human beings, and you will be exterminated like cockroaches. Know this, and keep this in mind: There will be no peace with the likes of you. You are vermin, you are worthless, and you WILL be wiped out, every last one of you, so that our children may live in peace. ...

So help me God."