But of Course I'd Love to Pay for Terrorist Suspects' Lawyers

This is something you won't hear about in the terrorist-enabling, Islamofascist-sympathizing drive by mainstream media. The Landmark Legal Foundation obtained, via FOIA (Freedom of Information Act) requests, records detailing the many attacks, assaults, and other disgusting acts perpetrated by the "innocent" inmates and Guantanamo Bay. These are, by the way, terrorists, foreign nationals captured on the battlefield taking part in violent war upon the United States.

From LLF Chairman Mark Levin:

"Lawyers for the detainees have done a great job painting their clients as innocent victims of U.S. abuse when the fact is that these detainees, as a group, are barbaric and extremely dangerous," Landmark President Mark Levin said. "They are using their terrorist training on the battlefield to abuse our guards and manipulate our Congress and our court system."

From the reports re: these attacks, we see:

1.) The prisoners held at Guantanamo Bay during the war on terror have attacked their military guards hundreds of times, turning broken toilet parts, utensils, radios and even a bloody lizard tail into makeshift weapons, Pentagon reports say.

Incident reports reviewed by The Associated Press indicate Military Police guards are routinely head-butted, spat upon and doused by "cocktails" of feces, urine, vomit and sperm collected in meal cups by the prisoners.

They've been repeatedly grabbed, punched or assaulted by prisoners who reach through the small "bean holes" used to deliver food and blankets through cell doors, the reports say. ...AND

2.) Female guards are routinely called "bitches" or harassed by references to their breasts or genitalia, the reports said. In all, nearly a quarter of incidents involved female guards, the reports show. "They absolutely target female guards," Nicolucci said. "They have a lot of cultural biases about females, and we let them know in our culture that females do everything males do in a professional job environment, and we just hold firm."

But seriously, Supreme Court, let's give these animals access to taxpayer-funded civilian lawyers and federal courts, just the same as every U.S. citizen is allowed. And let's give them "ethnically sensitive food" (paid for, in part, by the tax dollars of the guards charged with tending to these violent prisoners) while our own soldiers eat crap from the mess hall or have to buy food from Burger King. Finally, let's believe every word these jihadists have to say when it comes to alleged "abuses" at the hands of American personnel and assume our own soldiers, citizens fighting to protect our freedom from these animals, are guilty until proven innocent.

Hat Tip to Michelle Malkin, who says it best: "Yep. The enemy orchestrates mass suicide stunts to play the victim card and inflame its followers. We respond with...more self-flagellation. Do you find yourself muttering "we're screwed" under your breath 10 times a day, too?"