Henry Rollins Hates Dating

Henry Rollins has been many things over his career, musician, TV personality, writer, and now, stand up comedian.

My favorite line of this whole exchange goes like this:

Him: What are you reading?

Her: I'm not really much of a reader.

Him: *SCREEEECH!* I'm not much of a dinner buyer either, get the fu*k out of my car!!

I think that joke just speaks for itself...priceless. Watch the whole thing, it's a riot. I know where he's coming from though. Few things felt as much like Chinese water torture or really awful tooth pain than an excruciatingly long date (or relationship) with a stupid woman.